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Corrupt A Wish Game
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Geekusoid |
Posted on 08.05.2009 02:36AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 8
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 07.30.09
| Seeing that you guys are looking for some games to play, here's one of our favorites courtesy of the members of the Anstice Brigade.
The game is simple. All you have to do is grant the wish of the person who posted above you. The trick is though, the wish has to be corrupted in some way. Here's an example:
Person 1: I wish for a pony.
Person 2: Granted but the pony is a unicorn and tries to stab you with its horn.
See? Easy enough. I'll take the lead and get this thing started.
I wish that money did grow on trees so the world would be without debt. |
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LtC. Vitamin R |
Posted on 08.05.2009 02:42AM
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Flag Officer
On Leave
Merit: 20115
Credits: 392400
GT: DSB Vitamin R
Enlisted: 04.11.09
| Granted, but money becomes useless, due to it's lack of rarity. The world reverts back to natural resources instead.
I wish for a clan comprised of clones of myself so it would run perfectly. And a lot of moneys.
Chaos isn't a pit, Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. They never get to try again. The fall breaks them. Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, the gods, love. Illusions, only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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Delta |
Posted on 08.05.2009 03:27AM
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Non Personnel
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Merit: 2451
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.22.09
| granted, your national holiday is a hit the first time but the 2nd time it hits, a nuclear war breaks out and we all die
i wish for a wish to be given upon a wish
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LtC. Vitamin R |
Posted on 08.05.2009 04:53AM
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Flag Officer
On Leave
Merit: 20115
Credits: 392400
GT: DSB Vitamin R
Enlisted: 04.11.09
| Granted, but that makes no sense, so it doesn't happen.
Chaos isn't a pit, Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. They never get to try again. The fall breaks them. Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, the gods, love. Illusions, only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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Rusteh |
Posted on 08.05.2009 06:06AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1270
Credits: 1400
GT: Z0MB Rusteh
Enlisted: 05.18.09
| Granted, but your sex life (IF you had one already) will be nonexistant
I wish that I beat Falcon over that fence to Darkstrife's mom.
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LtC. Vitamin R |
Posted on 08.05.2009 06:13AM
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Flag Officer
On Leave
Merit: 20115
Credits: 392400
GT: DSB Vitamin R
Enlisted: 04.11.09
| Granted, But you change your mind when you see her.
I wish....for a boot camp map where I could torture recruits all day.
Chaos isn't a pit, Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. They never get to try again. The fall breaks them. Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, the gods, love. Illusions, only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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Darkstrife |
Posted on 08.05.2009 06:20AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2581
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.27.09
| Granted, but you have no recruits to torture.
I wish I could travel through time. |
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Rusteh |
Posted on 08.05.2009 06:42AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1270
Credits: 1400
GT: Z0MB Rusteh
Enlisted: 05.18.09
| Granted, but you can't control it.
I wish I'd get to be Squad Leader and Stay there for once.
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Darkstrife |
Posted on 08.05.2009 06:49AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2581
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.27.09
| Granted, but you'd have no squad to lead.
I wish I could fly. |
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Rusteh |
Posted on 08.05.2009 07:31AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1270
Credits: 1400
GT: Z0MB Rusteh
Enlisted: 05.18.09
| Granted, but you'd fly at .000000001 mph
I wish I'd stop being so sexy.
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Delta |
Posted on 08.05.2009 12:36PM | Edited by Delta 201 weeks ago |
Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2451
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.22.09
| granted, but you have all the guys going after you
i wish i can be a better son/father
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Darkstrife |
Posted on 08.05.2009 03:40PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2581
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.27.09
| Granted. But you find out she's actually a guy.
I wish the economy got better. |
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Darkstrife |
Posted on 08.05.2009 04:12PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2581
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.27.09
| Granted. But once you get it, it pops.
I wish people weren't so stupid. |
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LtC. Vitamin R |
Posted on 08.05.2009 04:46PM
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Flag Officer
On Leave
Merit: 20115
Credits: 392400
GT: DSB Vitamin R
Enlisted: 04.11.09
| Granted, but the wish makes it so every smart person became retarded, therefore making the stupid people higher than retarded, making them smart.
I wish I was throw up proof.
Chaos isn't a pit, Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. They never get to try again. The fall breaks them. Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, the gods, love. Illusions, only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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Darkstrife |
Posted on 08.05.2009 04:58PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2581
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.27.09
| Granted, but due to a virus everyone on Earth was embodied with, throwing up at least once I day is necessary for survival.
I wish I was the fastest man on Earth. |
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LtC. Vitamin R |
Posted on 08.05.2009 05:11PM
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Flag Officer
On Leave
Merit: 20115
Credits: 392400
GT: DSB Vitamin R
Enlisted: 04.11.09
| Granted, but I'm a god, so your still slower than me.
I wish I was the fasterest man on earth.
Chaos isn't a pit, Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail. They never get to try again. The fall breaks them. Some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, the gods, love. Illusions, only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is. |
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Geekusoid |
Posted on 08.05.2009 05:44PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 8
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 07.30.09
| Granted, but due to a misspelling on your wish application you are granted the wish of "Fatest Man on Earth" instead of fasterest. |
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Delta |
Posted on 08.06.2009 01:51AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 2451
Credits: 0
Enlisted: 06.22.09
| i wish i was the weakest person on earth... (reverse psychology) hehehe
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Rusteh |
Posted on 08.06.2009 07:06AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1270
Credits: 1400
GT: Z0MB Rusteh
Enlisted: 05.18.09
| Granted but Omi Fucks you in his head and you can't get out.
I wish that I this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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Sleepy |
Posted on 08.06.2009 07:46AM
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Non Personnel
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Merit: 24
Credits: 5000
GT: Sleepy Russian
Enlisted: 07.07.09
| Wish granted but is corrupted anyway
I wish for nothing
Originally known as Taxadox
“The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.” |
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