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Im Casual |
Posted on 12.01.2011 06:31AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 15167
Credits: 39200
GT: DSB Affliction
Enlisted: 10.28.11
| Granted, but the myth is true and not only does your sperm count drop to zero but hurts excessicely.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Ex - First Sergeant "Watcher" Affliction
Ex - Alpha Company | Romeo Platoon
Balance | Unity
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2Lt. Rugs |
Posted on 12.01.2011 11:37AM
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Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 9178
Credits: 116000
GT: DSB Rugs
Enlisted: 11.25.11
| Granted, but unfortunately communism takes over and controls everyone's hopes and wishes.
Tough Luck bub.
I wish for a bajillion dollars.
Lieutenant Rugs | Zulu Platoon | Platoon Leader
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Zigalo |
Posted on 12.01.2011 12:24PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7253
Credits: 179400
Enlisted: 05.27.11
| Granted, but all the banks shut down, forcing you to lose the money that you had in your bank :/
I wish for nothing.
Former Staff Sergeant "JP" Zigalo |
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Galdor |
Posted on 12.01.2011 03:58PM | Edited by Galdor 80 weeks ago |
Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7900
Credits: 22350
GT: DSB Stormtank
Enlisted: 09.22.11
| Granted, but the nothing actually turns into something since you wished for nothing.
I wish for the world to be rid of Communism FOREVER.
"I will always place the mission first,
I will never accept defeat,
I will never quit,
I will never leave a fallen comrade." |
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Executus |
Posted on 12.01.2011 04:29PM | Edited by Executus 80 weeks ago |
Non Personnel
None
Merit: 15
Credits: 13900
GT: !requiem
Enlisted: 11.22.11
| Granted, although Communism isn't a bad system (the leaders of the groups perpetuating Communism are corrupt, not the ideal) and the idea lingers; China is now a Americanized democracy hurr
I wish I had more deli meat; I'm famished |
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Galdor |
Posted on 12.01.2011 04:46PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7900
Credits: 22350
GT: DSB Stormtank
Enlisted: 09.22.11
| Granted, you now have so much deli meat, it crushes you under its weight, and you die a horrible death.
I wish the my sniper rifle rounds on Hemmorage weren't blanks...
"I will always place the mission first,
I will never accept defeat,
I will never quit,
I will never leave a fallen comrade." |
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LCpl. Nomp |
Posted on 12.01.2011 05:00PM
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Enlisted
Active Duty
Merit: 2214
Credits: 32400
GT: Nomp
Enlisted: 07.09.11
| Wish granted, but you have a 5 second reload after every shot
I wish cherry Pop-Tarts never existed.
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Rct. Nitro |
Posted on 12.01.2011 05:38PM | Edited by Nitro 80 weeks ago |
Non Personnel
None
Merit: 42
Credits: 91500
GT: DSB Nitro
Enlisted: 11.13.11
| Granted, but you are now dead because one of your ancestors survived from eating cherry pop-tarts when lost on an hiking expedition.
I wish I had one of those chairs that a hole that leads to an underneath compartment, so I don't need to get up to go to the toilet.
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2Lt. Rugs |
Posted on 12.01.2011 08:14PM
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Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 9178
Credits: 116000
GT: DSB Rugs
Enlisted: 11.25.11
| Wish granted, the hole is pin-produced. Good Luck.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted in any way shape or form.
Lieutenant Rugs | Zulu Platoon | Platoon Leader
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LCpl. Nomp |
Posted on 12.01.2011 09:41PM | Edited by Nomp 80 weeks ago |
Enlisted
Active Duty
Merit: 2214
Credits: 32400
GT: Nomp
Enlisted: 07.09.11
| Wish granted since all your wishes are originally corrupt.
I wish I can divide by zero.
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Executus |
Posted on 12.01.2011 11:51PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 15
Credits: 13900
GT: !requiem
Enlisted: 11.22.11
| Wish granted, but the answer is an imaginary number. Since i = -1, you are actually subtracting without even realizing.
I wish Grifball was fun. |
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2Lt. Rugs |
Posted on 12.01.2011 11:53PM
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Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 9178
Credits: 116000
GT: DSB Rugs
Enlisted: 11.25.11
| Wish granted but you are terrible at it.
I wish to pass my bootcamp tomorrow :(
Lieutenant Rugs | Zulu Platoon | Platoon Leader
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Cptn |
Posted on 12.01.2011 11:57PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1196
Credits: 400
Enlisted: 11.12.11
| Wish granted but you will fail your enlistment exam.
I wish that the weather would get better here. |
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Galdor |
Posted on 12.01.2011 11:58PM | Edited by Galdor 80 weeks ago |
Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7900
Credits: 22350
GT: DSB Stormtank
Enlisted: 09.22.11
| Wish Granted, it is nice and sunny, with highs in the mid to upper 70's. But all the bad weather was redirected to the west coast and California sinks into the Pacific ocean.
I wish California didn't sink into the Pacific.
"I will always place the mission first,
I will never accept defeat,
I will never quit,
I will never leave a fallen comrade." |
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2Lt. Rugs |
Posted on 12.02.2011 12:10AM
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Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 9178
Credits: 116000
GT: DSB Rugs
Enlisted: 11.25.11
| Wish granted, the lower sea levels are due to a global ice age and Congratulations, California is now under Glaciers, Bering Strait is reborn!
I wish to end world hunger
Lieutenant Rugs | Zulu Platoon | Platoon Leader
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Spartan |
Posted on 12.02.2011 12:45AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 1070
Credits: 5600
GT: Spartan70
Enlisted: 11.23.11
| Granted, but the world is now plauged by disease. I wish that 343i remade Halo ODST. |
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Galdor |
Posted on 12.02.2011 12:48AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7900
Credits: 22350
GT: DSB Stormtank
Enlisted: 09.22.11
| Wish granted, but now everyone is morbidly obese and all die of high cholesterol and diebetes.
I wish for the zombie apocolypse. I have so many guns and ammo ready to be used....
"I will always place the mission first,
I will never accept defeat,
I will never quit,
I will never leave a fallen comrade." |
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2Lt. Rugs |
Posted on 12.02.2011 12:58AM
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Officer
Active Duty
Merit: 9178
Credits: 116000
GT: DSB Rugs
Enlisted: 11.25.11
| Wish granted, despite your large arsenal, you were no match the plague a zombie carries.
I wish to find the cure for cancer.
Lieutenant Rugs | Zulu Platoon | Platoon Leader
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Galdor |
Posted on 12.02.2011 09:14PM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 7900
Credits: 22350
GT: DSB Stormtank
Enlisted: 09.22.11
| Granted, now the earth is Cancer free. We are so focused on celebrating the cure of cancer, we forget about AIDS and half the world dies in a massive AIDS epidemic.
I wish upon a shooting star.
"I will always place the mission first,
I will never accept defeat,
I will never quit,
I will never leave a fallen comrade." |
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Cosmic |
Posted on 12.04.2011 07:42AM
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Non Personnel
None
Merit: 373
Credits: 0
GT: Cosmic Recon
Enlisted: 11.22.11
| Wish granted but the star end up landing on you
I wish to beat valarious at halo
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